Funny Videos of Kids Confused in Class

I love working with kids, because they are often hilarious…even when they don't mean to be.

Unfortunately, I can relate all too well to these confused little people, because the following is a true story:

My 9-year-old daughter: "Can I sleep in your room tonight?"

Me: "Why?"

9yo: "Because I saw a show with a sloth and I'm scared of sloths."

Me: "Aww, why are you scared of SLOTHS? It's not like they're REAL."

9yo: "What do you mean?? Sloths are real."

Me: "Nooo, silly girl! Sloths are MYTHICAL creatures. Like unicorns."

9yo: "OMG… MOM ! Sloths are REAL animals."

Me: "Don't tell ME . I'm a 48-year-old college graduate. I think I would KNOW if a sloth was a real animal!"

Umm…yeah, so apparently I didn't pay attention during that part of childhood where one finds out that a sloth IS, in fact, a real animal.

Needless to say, I will never live that one down.

If you haven't immediately unfollowed me, check out my collection of the funniest quips from kids, who, like me, were oh so confused.

Hope these bring you some laughs!

Janene

#1 Nothing like kids to make you feel oh so old…

I was telling my kids about the time in 1996, after just moving to Atlanta, I got lost and it took me 5 hours to get home because I didn't have a map.

My son said, "What do you mean map? Like a National Treasure map?"

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) April 30, 2020

#2 A real relic from the past, right there on the driveway…

Came out of my house this morning and a mom & little boy were stopped at the end of my driveway. Our car blocked my view, but I thought a turtle or snake might be there. "He asked was this is," she said. "He's never seen one before." They were looking at the newspaper.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) May 31, 2020

#3 LOL…

My son asked me
"Where does poo come from?"
I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation.
He looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"
— Zack Riley 🇦🇺 (@ColdHeart_Prj) January 2, 2020

#4 Too cute…

In the best yet things-my-nephews-have-done, the 7 year old ordered a burger today, and was asked if he wanted it medium. "Could you please make it very large?" he asked. Told that the choice was between medium or well done, he asked if the chef could do the best he could. Yes.
— Andy Kesson (@andykesson) August 16, 2019

#5 A real hardship…

my phone wouldn't connect to my car and my 5-year-old is very confused because we can't choose songs on the radio and we just have to…listen to whatever comes on? she would like to speak to the manager.
— Andrew Knott (@aknott21) June 4, 2021

#6 Guess this kid wasn't really clear on what an animal shelter is LOL…

i don't know what just happened, but i was at the animal shelter before work and a toddler walked in and pointed at me and went "i want that one" and his mom just looked at me and said "you can't have that, that's a grown man"
— danny nett 🪴 (@dannynett) September 18, 2019

#7 Too funny…

*Opens bottle of bleach*
Nephew : How did you open it? I tried but it didn't open.
Me : Oh it's coz it has a child safety lock. Children can't open it.
*nephew looks at bottle in amazement*
Nephew : How did it know I was a child?

🤣🤣🤣

— Julz (@azedi) November 27, 2018

#8 Love it…

Last night my 4yo said a prayer for all the people in the world including "Africa, Asia and Syrup." From now on, I will be referring to Europe only as Syrup.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) April 1, 2020

#9 Been there, done that, kid (see sloth story at top of post!)…

I bought my son a book about bats and halfway through it he shouted out, "WHAT??? BATS ARE REAL?!?!" All this time he thought they were made up for Halloween like ghosts and witches
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) August 16, 2018

#10 Potato, PoTOTo…it's all the same, right?

8: mommy I want to study pastrami

Me: why pastrami specifically?

8: I'm just super interested in the stars

Me: astronomy you mean astronomy

8: pretty sure it's pastrami

— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) February 28, 2020

#11 Mind blown…

4yo neighbor is thrilled to learn i walk the same dog every day

"this looks like this same dog from last time!"

"it is!"

"DAD ITS THE SAME DOG AS LAST TIME"

— Molly Priddy (@mollypriddy) May 14, 2019

#12 Sounds legit…

My toddler just spent five minutes explaining that he can't use his imagination because he traded it to a kid at daycare for some fruit snacks. Ok, bro.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) November 11, 2019

#13 That's not exactly how it works, kid…

My 5 yo after I explained the concept of breastfeeding: "can you squeeze Capri Suns outta those things or just milk?"
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) January 23, 2016

#14 I happen to think "Farmer John Cheese" is a much better name…

Kids mispronouncing things is super adorable but at some point I will have to tell my daughter we don't put Farmer John cheese on spaghetti.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 19, 2020

#15 OMG…

Hats off to the waiter that kept a straight face as my 5yo ordered the vagina for lunch instead of the lasagna.
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) June 22, 2021

#16 Don't ya just hate itchy nipples??

2.5yo to our neighbor: "I have a lot of itchy nipples."

Me to neighbor: "Mosquito bites. He means mosquito bites."

— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) August 11, 2020

#17 Sounds about right for a 3-year-old…

We went into the basement for a tornado.

My 3-year-old thought we were hiding from a tomato.

Honestly, that scared her even more.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 2, 2016

#18 LOL…

#19 Oh, sweet, silly boy…

I'm writing a condolence card. Gregory (5) asks what I'm doing. "I'm writing a note to say how sorry I am that my friend's mom died," I say.

He pauses for a VERY fraught moment and then asks, oh so tentatively

"…that's just to be kind, right? You're not the one who did it?"

— Miriel Thomas Reneau (@mirielmargaret) May 16, 2020

#20 LOL!!!

My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet." I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant. For almost a year we've been having this discussion.

ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette.

— Brianne M. Kohl (@BrianneKohl) March 18, 2022

For more funny kids, check out "20 Times Parents Were Hilariously Roasted By Brutally Honest Kids" https://imightbefunny.com/humor/20-times-parents-were-hilariously-roasted-by-brutally-honest-kids/

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